A plan that works
- A week before: pick 8 to 10 awards. Use a few from the work list, one or two sincere ones, and one in-joke only your team gets.
- Add the team by first name and share the link in your team chat. People can vote whenever they have a minute.
- Watch the tally. The page shows who has voted (not how). Nudge the stragglers.
- On the day: if someone is out, unveil without them. Put the results on the big screen and go through them one by one. Each award saves as an image for the team channel.
Keep it work-safe
Awards should be about habits, quirks and strengths, not appearance, age, relationships or performance. A good test: would the winner post it themselves? Mix in at least two from the wholesome list so everyone leaves with something nice.
Work awards
Safe for the office party, still a little spicy.
- Most likely to reply-all
- Most likely to be on mute while talking
- Most likely to have 47 browser tabs open
- Most likely to bring snacks for everyone
- Most likely to say "quick question" and take an hour
- Most likely to fix the printer
- Most likely to become CEO
- Most likely to turn a meeting into an email
- Most likely to know the Wi-Fi password by heart
- Most likely to start a side hustle
- Most likely to answer emails on holiday
- Most likely to have a plant on their desk that's thriving
- Most likely to rename the shared drive folders
- Best Slack emoji game
- Calmest under pressure
- Best desk setup
- Most creative excuse for being late
- Best at explaining things
- Friendliest new joiner energy
- Best playlist in the office
Wholesome awards
Only nice things. For teams that want to end the year warm.
- Most likely to make your day better
- Most likely to remember your birthday
- Most likely to help without being asked
- Most likely to make everyone laugh in a hard week
- Most likely to give the best pep talk
- Most likely to notice when something's wrong
- Most likely to teach you something new
- Most likely to cheer the loudest
- Best listener
- Kindest person in the room
- Most reliable
- Best energy
Holiday party awards
For December parties and end-of-year drinks.
- Most likely to wear a festive jumper unironically
- Most likely to start the karaoke
- Most likely to re-gift a present
- Most likely to eat all the mince pies
- Most likely to leave their shopping until Christmas Eve
- Most likely to cry at a holiday film
- Most likely to win Secret Santa
- Most likely to put the decorations up in October
- Most likely to fall asleep after dinner
- Most likely to organise the next party
- Most likely to get lost on the way to the venue
- Most likely to bring a dish nobody asked for
- Most likely to still be dancing at closing time
- Most likely to make a New Year's resolution and keep it
- Best gift giver
- Best party outfit
- Most festive spirit
- Best toast
Questions
What are office superlatives?
Light-hearted awards a team votes on, like "most likely to reply-all" or "calmest under pressure". They are usually unveiled at a holiday party or the last meeting of the year.
How do we keep office superlatives appropriate?
Stick to habits and work quirks people are proud of, include a few sincere awards, and avoid anything about appearance, age, relationships or performance. If someone might not want to win it, drop it.
Can remote teams do this?
Yes. Share the link in your team chat, everyone votes from their own device, and unveil the results on a video call by sharing your screen.
Who sees how I voted?
Nobody, including the organiser. Only the total votes for each award are shown.